These are some of my favorites.
Anya: Mommy you have dog breath.
Me: That's not very nice Anya.
Anya: Okay Mommy you have cat breath.
Me: I have lost my patience.
Anya: I took it Mommy.
Me: Anya just give me a chance to breathe.
Anya(a minute later): Mommy have you breathed yet?
Anya: Mommy you're the queen, Daddy's the king, and I'm the princess.
Me: So what is Ally?
Anya: The evil fire breathing dragon!
Anya: I can't remember the baby's name. (referring to Ryan & Karen's baby)
Me: Emilia. You can call her Emi if you want.
Anya: That's okay, I'll just call her Gabriella.
Anya: When is my birthday?
Me: January 28.
Anya: No, I mean next year.
Me: January 28.
Anya: That's so weird.
1 comment:
Oh my, that Anya is something else. She's very funny. Where does she come up with this stuff? What are they teaching her in preschool? If I remember right, as long as she's been talking, she's been saying funny things.
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